Dear kids,
today, we'll talk about the FREE. The FREE is when you are not free. It's called the FREE, because you're FREE of freedom. That's how it works.
The opposite of the FREE is the paid. With the paid, you are more free than with the FREE, because you have paid for it, and because that's how capitalism works, which makes us all more free.
Always remember: Freedom is slavery. War is peace. And we've always been at war with Eurasia.
- The Ministry Of Truth